Uncle Smokes
This borderline agoraphobic with a heart of gold was raised in Lubbock, Texas, but, wanting a more cosmopolitan life, moved to Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
"Oh, bugger," he said, upon seeing the sedate little city. "Get me a modem quick!"
This computer programmer is a former ex-asexual, a Kinsey historical scale of 1-5 inclusive, and seeks a freckled, red-haired man, with one blue eye and one green eye and a swimmer's build, who likes neurotic fat guys. For some reason he still lives alone.
Turn-ons: Comedy, Chomsky, and Gravy
Turn-offs: Minions of the Radical Right and Rabid Dominionists Colluding with Corporate Fascists to Destroy the Country We Progressives Strive To Perfect...and spiders
Uncle Smokes, who plays keyboard, guitar, and bass, has been recording music for some years, and loves to give away discs. He is not known for subtle hints.
UncleSmokes 'at' sio 'dot' midco 'dot' net
"Nothing succeeds like excess."
-- Oscar Wilde
