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December 11, 2005
Trollisms
Eschaton wouldn't be Eschaton without the entire community, and that includes the assmunch trolls. Thers is the expert on them, but I'd like to tap the total expertise of the Atriots and add them to the...whatever the hell this encyclopedia/dictionary/thing is. C'mon baby, show me love!
ntodd
December 11, 2005 | Permalink
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Well, there's the smug troll that ignores the thread and addresses all his comments to "Duncan."
That always strikes me as particularly delusional. Not really a trollism, though.
Posted by: Jay C. | Dec 11, 2005 5:34:49 PM
This work is just more tomfoolery from racist fake liberals!
Posted by: JeffCO | Dec 11, 2005 5:40:13 PM
Actually, I should rename this: trollisms, troll classification, etc, is what I'm looking for. Specific trolls, general categories, whatever, we absolutely *must* understand these creatures!
Posted by: NTodd | Dec 11, 2005 5:40:49 PM
Scroll Troll
Concern Troll
Talking Points Troll
Word Salad Troll
Victory Troll
Posted by: The Kenosha Kid | Dec 11, 2005 5:45:00 PM
Trollbot (the same gambits each time, undifferentiated, never responding to questions)
Parody (either someone pretending to be a troll, or a troll so outrageous everybody laughs)
Fake troll (see Parody, only not so funny)
Posted by: TheaLogie | Dec 12, 2005 6:43:16 PM
And let's not forget Merkin Patriot, in a category all his own...
Posted by: Charlotte Smith | Dec 13, 2005 8:15:38 PM
Crossdressing troll!
Posted by: karmic_jay | Dec 29, 2005 6:36:56 PM
seems lately we've been having a lot of Scatological Trolls (or maybe there's just one - seems to show up late at night and relate long-winded stories having to do with bowel movements).
Posted by: Tlazolteotl | Jan 6, 2006 5:28:08 PM
Well, looks like this thread has been dead for a few hours (ahem), but this seems like the place to explain the phrase "stupid, ugly, and nobody likes him."
This refers of course to Eschaton's pet troll Toby Petzold (did I spell that right?), because he is, in fact, stupid and ugly, and nobody likes him. And everyone revels in pointing this out to him repeatedly.
Related to the subject of trolls would be nicks for various pundits, most of which I won't be able to recall here: You already hit on Bobo (so to speak), but a simple glossary might help (maybe with explanation):
--Pumpkinhead = Russert (I guess 'cuz his haid looks like a punkin)
--Tweety = Chris Matthews (We could have called him "Nuprin," 'cuz he's little, yellow, different)
--J3 or J.F. Miller = Judith "I Was Proved Fucking Right" Miller, or Judy Judy Judy
--Leslie = Wolf Blitzer
--Throaty McHuskington = Rita Cosby (really doesn't belong here, since she only reports on missing white wimmin, but the nick originated with Jon Stewart), the sound of whose voice causes a mass exodus from Eschaton at 9PM Eastern as we all rush to grab the remote after Keith Olbermann's show ends
--Fucker Carlson = does anyone really have to ask?
Here. Somebody else take the wheel.
Posted by: Silleigh | Feb 27, 2006 11:35:45 PM
That's the effect of it. Like a domino effect.
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