Sunday, 10/22/2017

Get Me To Church

I'm the only one I should adore...


October 22, 10:50 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

The Sacred And The Profane

Lord Dampnut gives himself a 10, although he still cannot be bothered to say Sgt. La David Johnson's name.


October 22, 7:54 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Went to see the captain, strangest I could find

Laid my proposition down, laid it on the line.


October 22, 1:06 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Listen To The Sweaty-toothed Madman

The port is near, the bells I hear:

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;  
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills;   
For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding;  
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;  
    Here Captain! dear father!  
      This arm beneath your head;  
        It is some dream that on the deck,  
          You’ve fallen cold and dead.

Walt Whitman.


October 22, 12:19 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Saturday, 10/21/2017

Consider This

The slip that brought me to my knees failed.


PS--The story behind the song.

October 21, 10:58 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Kinder, Kirche, und Kuche

Defender of Womanhood, General Kelly:

When I was a kid growing up, a lot of things were sacred in our country.  Women were sacred and looked upon with great honor.

Reminded me of das Ehrenkreuz der Deutschen Mutter, and the Rosenstrasse wives' resistance in Berlin:

By the third day SS troops were given orders to train their guns on the crowd but to fire only warning shots. They did so numerous times, scattering the women to nearby alleyways. But the wives always returned and held their ground. They knew the soldiers would never fire directly at them because they were of German blood. Also, arresting or jailing any of the women would have been the rankest hypocrisy: According to Nazi theories, women were intellectually incapable of political action. So women dissenters were the last thing the Nazis wanted to have Germans hear about, and turning them into martyrs would have ruined the Nazis' self-considered image as the protector of motherhood.

Say what you will about Hitler, he never grabbed a mutter by die Muschi.


October 21, 9:45 PM in Conscience, Constitution, Schmonstitution, Soaking In Patriarchy | Permalink | Comments (0)

We Were Born Sick

My lover's got humour...She's the giggle at a funeral.


October 21, 8:30 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

A Prater, A Star-gazer, A Good-for-nothing

Factoid of the Day: 26 doctors, 6 specialties, 3 states, 2 years, 0 confirmed diagnosis of the systemic failure ravaging Ericka's entire body.

Over the coming days and weeks, we'll be sharing more about the systemic failure of the American health "care" system, including the entrenched misogyny that makes it nigh impossible for a relentless, incredibly smart woman to be heard, helped, or healed by the medical community despite having platinum insurance coverage.


October 21, 7:13 PM in Family Life, Soaking In Patriarchy, Suffering Fools | Permalink | Comments (0)

You know who's back up in this mothafucker

Well, it's legal in Orygun.


October 21, 1:36 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Here, Doggy, Doggy

Pig Song:

I am yours. If you feed me garbage,
I will sing a song of garbage.
This is a hymn.

Margaret Atwood.


October 21, 12:44 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Friday, 10/20/2017

That'll Do, Pigs

Beaming, I was star struck...


PS--I love Sam Neill's pig tweets.

October 20, 11:59 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Cats In Space

We miss our cats.  Some time I'll tell you the story behind it all.  In the meantime, read about Félicette, France's first feline in space.


October 20, 11:08 PM in Mars, Bitches! | Permalink | Comments (4)

We had not been unaware of the danger to which our peace would be perpetually exposed

Damn Jefferson's nefarious subversion of the Constitution on this date, 1803:

The Senate resumed the consideration of the treaty and conventions, made with the First Consul of France; and, on the question, Will the Senate agree to the ratification of the same?

  • It passed in the affirmative,
  • Yeas, ... 24,
  • Nays, ... 7.

Those Who voted in the affirmative, are--Messrs. Anderson, Bailey, Baldwin, Bradley, Breckinridge, Brown, Butler, Clinton, Cocke, Condit, Dayton, Ellery, Franklin, Jackson, Logan, Maclay, Nicholas, Potter, Israel Smith, Samuel Smith, Stone, Taylor, Worthington, and Wright.

Those who voted in the negative, are‐Messrs. Hillhouse, Olcott Pickering, Plumer, Tracy, Wells, and White.

So it was,

"Resolved, (two-thirds of the Senators present concurring therein,) That the Senate do advise and consent to the ratification of the treaty, as well as to the ratification of the two conventions connected therewith, made and concluded at Paris, on the 10th day of Floreal, in the 11th year of the French Republic, (30th April, 1803,) between the United States and the said French Republic, by Robert R. Livingston and James Monroe, Ministers Plenipotentiary on the part of the United States, and Barbi Marbois, Minister of the Public Treasury of the French Republic, on the part of the said Republic."

Ordered, That the Secretary lay this resolution before the President of the United States.

The next day, Senator Breckinridge indicated he would bring in a bill that enabled President Jefferson to actually take possession of the Louisiana Purchase.  Interestingly enough, it's the same day that one John Quincy Adams was admitted as a member of the Senate, and what ultimately would become the 12th Amendment, fixing some serious defects in the Electoral College with the rise of our first party system post-Washington, was proposed.

And it was all downhill from there...


October 20, 10:35 PM in Constitution, Schmonstitution | Permalink | Comments (0)

If you want to get into a debate with a black Congresswoman, I think that that’s something highly inappropriate.

Gen Kelly forgets that the military is subservient to civilian control.  And that lying is wrong.


PS--To those who cry, "it's a distraction, you dummies!"  STFU.  We can multitask, first of all, and this is his tell, which is actually quite useful to note (and an atrocity to document).  Stop acting like conspiracy nuts who just want to seem smart and in the know.

October 20, 9:49 PM in Constitution, Schmonstitution | Permalink | Comments (1)

We're Not In The Shire Anymore

Fly, you fools!


October 20, 2:59 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Atrocious fanfare where I won’t stumble!

Morning of Drunkenness:

  Laughter of children, discretion of slaves, austerity of virgins, horror in the faces and objects of today, may you be consecrated by the memory of that wake. It began in all loutishness, now it’s ending among angels of flame and ice.

Arthur Rimbaud.


October 20, 2:11 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)


We used to walk quietly to school through a magical wood, now I scream from a concrete driveway, "RUN...RUN, YOU FOOLS, OR YOU'LL MISS THE BUS AGAIN!"


October 20, 1:38 AM in Family Life | Permalink | Comments (0)

Wednesday, 10/18/2017

1 Kings

And all the people rejoiced.


October 18, 2:03 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

O Ye young and thoughtless youth

A Poem for Children with Thoughts on Death:

Like little worms they turn and crawl,
   And gasp for every breath.
The blessed Jesus sends his call,
   And takes them to his rest.

Jupiter Hammon.


October 18, 1:32 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

This Is How We Get Lord Dampnut

Mamet's history might suck, but here endeth the lesson.


October 18, 12:45 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)